Saturday, December 29, 2007

Smelly Rat




I get the strangest mail. People are always sending me the news that I won a lottery and I just ignore them. This time I got a pathetic letter from some poor old widow lady that is on the verge of dying. She wants me to take her dead husband's huge bank account and put it in my bank and then send her a few dollars out of it or some such drivel.
I replied to her. I SMELL A RAT.
Then she writes back the following.

HI LORRENE,
THERE IS NO SMELLING RAT TO PASSIVE.IT IS ALL ABOUT DOING GOD'S WORK.TO YOU,IT IS OPTIONAL BECOUSE IF YOU WANT TO HELP ME OUT JUST GO AHEAD AND HELP ME AND IF YOU CAN'T,YOU FORGET IT.
BUT REMEMBER,THERE IS ALWAYS A REWARD FOR DOING GOD'S WORK.I AM A DIEING WOMAN,SEEKING FOR WHOM TO ENTRUST MY HUSBAND'S FUNDS TO.YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOOSE,ALL I NEED IS SOMEONE THAT I CAN TRUST.
JUST GIVE YOURSELF A SECOND THOUGHT OF WHAT I HAVE TOLD YOU.
GOD BLESS YOU
YOURS SINCERELY
MRS NKURUMA CINDI

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