Saturday, December 15, 2012

What's New

A few things have happened since I was a puppy, but most things are not new they have just been reinvented. Here is my list.

GPS                    A map in the glove box.
TV                      The Daily Newspaper.
Facebook            A party line
Google                A Dictionary
Laptop                Having a kid under two
Microwave          Cook on high
Land line              A line dividing your property
A Cell                 A room in prison
Alarm System      Having a watchdog
Keyboard            A board with hooks to hang keys on.
MP3 Player         A Transistor radio or a car radio. You could listen to music where ever you went. Imagine that! Now when a car pulls up beside you, their music is so loud their windows are bulging out.