I am putting together a phone menu for my phone.
RING RING RING
I am unavailable to come to the phone or I can't find the phone. I don't have any money, I'm too young to vote, I don't want to take a trip, my bank card is fine, my computer is working great, I don't do surveys, you are not my grandson.
Don't press anything just leave a message.
Press OFF if you are a Telemarketer ,Scammer, or Politician or any of the above.