Thursday, April 21, 2022

Moving On

About all I accomplish is keeping my chair warm. 
Today my neighbor lady AKA Polly, came over and put a ziplock bag on my coffee table. She said it is for my batteries. I asked if she meant the used batteries and she said, "No, it is for the new batteries because they will last a lot longer if they are kept in this bag". I didn't say anything but they are already guaranteed to last for ten years. I don't know if it's a guarantee or not but they should last that long. I'm 93 so I really don't give a rat's rear whether they last that long or not.
Maybe it could be added to my Obituary that among my survivors I leave a package of Double A batteries.

Imagine this, it's 5 PM and the sun is still out. 
Watching the school busses drive by is about as exciting as it gets around here.


     

Sunday, April 17, 2022

Tulip Time

I have a tulip that pops out of the ground every Spring and it did the same this year, but the snow came, and super cold temperatures. Tulip hasn't given up yet.

The summer months are more expensive for me. Lawn mowing, water is more costly than it used to be. It seems with all the snow in the mountains melting it would be less expensive. But what do I know?
 When you give up driving, you give up your freedom but think of the money you save. You owe your soul to the gasoline people. 
When you can't think of anything to say it's time to shut up.
So shut up it is. 










 

Thursday, April 7, 2022

Holy Cow


Happy Days are not here yet. Yet means there is hope. 
Miss Retha is waiting for the end or maybe it's the beginning. Who cares, live in the moment. this is a typical day: I am blind in one eye and almost there in the second one. I need a third eye or a flashlight. there is never enough light, but one day the flashlight couldn't be found. Now that is a problem, how can I find a flashlight without a flashlight.
https://youtu.be/z5Fbcmsp-5s