Monday, December 22, 2008

Public Apology

I made the local newspaper without being arrested. I am flattered beyond words that they thought others would be interested in my blog. Nearly 400 people viewed it the first day. When I started this blog I honestly was naïve enough to believe only my family, and people I sent the blog to would ever read it. Needless to say I was not very discriminatory with what I said about anything. I have poked fun at almost everybody in town. With that said, let me make a public apology to the following victims.
Doctors
Office clerks
Beauty Shops
Paper Carriers
Neighbors
Medical Suppliers
By Standers
Dogs and Cats
Weatherman
Fiesta Food
Albertson’s
Fence People
People who live in the desert
People who live in the arctic
Pepsi Cola Drivers
Relatives
Missourians
Fishermen
Wal-Mart dot com
Wal-Mart
TV People ( and by the way, you still owe me)
Internet Server
Court System