Thursday, January 21, 2010

It's Expired




Honest to Pete !! Who, on this planet, would name their baby girl "Borrene" ? This came in the mail. Not only do they not know what my real name is, they know even less about my car. It is a 20 year old OTH Plymouth Voyager. OTH stands for Over The Hill. It probably should be under the hill, but it is still functioning very well.
I am getting a lot of mail addressed to this Borring person. I even get mail addressed to Le Master. That’s it, just Le Master. No first name because they think my first name is Le.
My name is Lorrene. NOT Borrene.

2 comments:

Cora said...

Dang it, now Molly is going to have to scratch Borrene off her list of girl names.

2Grandmas2 said...

hahahahahaha...loving it