Thursday, February 2, 2012

God Loves Drunk People

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. 
The man  gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" 

He slams the door and returns to bed.  

"Who was that?" asked his wife.  

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. 
"Did you help him?" she asks. 

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. 

"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and
those two guys helped us? 

I think you should help him, and you should be  ashamed of yourself!
God loves drunk people too.  

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding rain. 

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" 

"Yes," comes back the answer.  
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. 
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.  

"Where are you?" asks the husband.  
"Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.


Karen said...

That's bad, but funny!! lol

Stephanie Frieze said...

Brillant! I'm laughing!