Laptop

Life is great here in the fast lane. Laptop computer is like going from a wall phone to a desktop phone, or going from a desktop phone to a portable phone or a hands free phone. It's like going from an icebox to a refrigerator. It's like going from a horse carriage to a model T Ford. It's like going from from a two mile walk to school to a school bus. It's like going from a tub and scrub board to an electrical washing machine. It's like going from an out house to an in house. I have seen all those changes in my lifetime. All except the automobile. I believe it got here before I did.
It is also the greatest birthday gift I have ever received. Thanks everybody.