Ho-hum Pandemic

It's boring, mundane and a little insane so I decided to grab a nap to break up the monotony. I kicked back the recliner and closed my peepers, I drift off into the land of Nod very quickly when the man from the postal service rang my bell, doorbell that is. It startled me and I made a giant leap out of my chair and staggered to the door. He had a great huge box and I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Wow! what did someone send me! I asked the carrier if he would set it inside for me because I would still be out there trying to get it inside. He very kindly did that for me, now I remember what it is. A large bundle of toilet paper. Oh well, life is life.